Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Trek Wars script


Greetings viewers, fellow Star Wars fans and fellow Trekkies!
This is Hondo Moonrazor here, with an important update
In the never ending Trek Wars debate, I have officially changed by support...
From Star Wars...
To Star Trek
(Waits for outcry to die down)
Now, let me explain
This ONLY applies to cannon space combat, NOT land battles or Legends space combat
In Legends, individual Star Wars ships pack more than enough punch/tech to match single Trek ships
Not to mention the ridiculous amount of super weapons...
And on land, Trek simply doesnt have the number of ground troops...
Or any armored vehicles...
Or any true answer to the Jedi...
To even compete, much less win
In Star Wars/Trek CANON however...
Star Wars ships simply don't have the weapons...
Or defenses...
Or speed...
Or even numbers...
To stand much of a chance against the overwhelming might brought to bare by the Federation
Although to be fair, it is a contest between 6 movies, 2 tv shows...
and 12 movies, 6 tv shows
But anyways, Yes, if we just stay with the official Canon...
You can count me as a Trekkie! (screw you, ISD.com)
I would also like to take this opportunity for another announcement I need to make:
Apologies to Redshirtguy96, Idamiz7 and any other Trekkies.
I am NOT sorry I supported Star Wars, as I truly believed it was the proper choice at the time
However, that does NOT excuse me being...Uh, how shall I put it?
A pompous, stuck up, flame war starting, idiotic little jerk faced arse?
Yeah, that would about cover it
To put it shortly, I was BARELY better than the likes of ISD.com
And that is EASILY the biggest regret I have ever had during my Youtube career
So again, man many MANY apologies to everyone (especially Idamiz7) for my actions
With the apology and update out of the way, theres nothing else to say but:
May the Force be with you...
And may you live long and prosper!

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